#80

Holy Guacamole

Sunday, May 24th 2020, 10:05:06 pm

[Watch The Jogging Video][2] on YouTube
[Visit The Research Post][1] that explains the program behind this little poem.
I wrote a new workout program, Holy Molly,
surely this will turn out to be another folly.
It will make me jog fast like lightening,
I think a lot of people will find my wobbles very frightening.
Certainly it will make me dance in the streets,
as I shuffle and jog to my favorite beats.
And it already crossed my mind to jog with a tail,
but I don't want all the quarantined people to go even more pale.
I just executed the program and it said: play-list done,
so I am already stretching my drumsticks for the run.
The play-list is several hours long,
it will surely make me very strong.
Holy Guacamole

#80: Holy Guacamole

Sunday, May 24th 2020, 10:05:06 pm