#35

Computers Are Slow

Wednesday, April 15th 2020, 10:49:34 pm

Captain's Log, Quarantine, Day Thirty,
I've been fixing bugs all day, and I feel dirty.
Now, that I fixed them all,
I must admit, I had a ball.
But, computers are slow,
My CPU is slower than a BBQ.
I tried to build a rhyming dictionary,
but it came out as an 8 megabyte webpage,
and nearly erased the internet.
In computers, everything is really bad,
but this never makes me sad, I am glad.
And now,
I took a shower,
and smell great,
my only wish,
is that I already ate.

#35: Computers Are Slow

Wednesday, April 15th 2020, 10:49:34 pm