#21

Missing Underpants

Wednesday, April 1st 2020, 12:35:20 pm

Captain's Log: Day Sixteen of Quarantine.
Keeping it serious like Wolverine.
I have decided not to rhyme,
I really haven't got the time.
I must leave the thieving Squirrels behind,
yes, really, I don't mind.
Today, is a new day, I am completely serious,
I am going to ignore everything hilarious.
I am not even joking, I'll ignore those furriers,
I won't even pay attention to their funny scurries.
I will sit here quiet,
tending to my amazing diet...
A stray thought bubbles to my idle mind,
Oh, no, I hope people won't go blind!
I think I am going to YouTube my workout dance,
Now, where the heck did I put my underpants?

#21: Missing Underpants

Wednesday, April 1st 2020, 12:35:20 pm